then at precisely midnight on the day of this discovery

My 2006 Si in Rallye Red is 100% stock. Even the rims. I'm hoping it might be worth something in a couple of years when I can afford to swap it for a BRZ or WRX :|

Try walking a Shiba Inu and pushing a stroller with twin boys in it. My wife jokes that I need a stick to beat the ladies off me.

Where did all the green fire go? Maleficent has green fire dammit, even in dragon form. Change quotes, change story, I don't care. Just don't touch the green fire!

Which always makes me think of this:

They have they same style in the Civic Si, and there were two exceptions to their greatness. 1) Hot weather 2) Cold weather ... I swear I have the 6 speed shift pattern branded into my palm.

Funny seeing this today, after reading this post...

http://ca.autoblog.com/2013/12/05/sub…

Why are the articles so bloody narrow? I thought you were trying to save our scroll wheel?

Devastated that Smegma lost to blowjob. While blowjob is clearly the more preferable "thing" of the two, Smegma is a way better swear.

Did you get a chance to play in any of the Guild Wars 2 beta weekend events? What did you think of the game?