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I think modern cars are too fast and powerful for 99% of what most people do.

Thanks. I never wanted to sleep again anyway.

This is Matt Walsh & the Blaze we’re talking about. He’s not being shmaltzy, he’s blowing the alt-right dog whistle again.

I always get confused when I see people caption an image that way, because what’s going on has nothing to do with gender. Each person in the photo is carrying the other person they can carry. If the woman was 6'3 and strong enough to carry her 5'4" guy and the kid, that’s likely what would happen. Noone carrying

I’m probably giving the writing waaaaay too much credit, but I’m starting to regard the thesis of the series as “people are really dumb, and sometimes their stupidity has consequences, but sometimes it doesn’t so they don’t learn”. It’s frustrating as hell to watch, but it’s true to life...

I imagine the grizzled, gray-haired HBO Editor of Shows yelling at Benioff and Weiss in his smoke-filled office. “I want ice! I want fire! Dammit, I want less Thrones and more Game! Dammit! The door will provide you with a swift kick in the ass on the way out. Also, get me pictures of Spider-Man!”

> every author on every blog is a major game of thrones fan who loves to write about nothing else, or GoT articles drive those sweet, ad-revenue producing clicks

When you cut off the Littlefinger, two more fingers will grow in its place!

Ah, I see you’ve managed to kill Littlefinger, but what about his other four accents?

I thought it might have been the same actor just smiling like a human being...

“You stand accused of murder. You stand accused of treason. How do you answer these charges ... Lord Baelish?”

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

My mom is an EMT and almost 10 years ago, there was a major, major flood in her area. Her firefighter buddies were trying to get one last guy who lived along the river to evacuate for 45 minutes but the old dude wouldn’t budge. Finally, one of the firefighters handed the homeowner a Sharpie and said, “Fine, you can

Can we not with the “beating diabetes with fitness” part?

Two questions:

Yeah, this is my take with Arya too. The last time she saw Sansa was at Ned’s beheading, when Sansa was still betrothed to Joffrey. It’s been years of Arya fighting and hiding out and working on her hit list since then.

Listen. Everybody has that one bad day (or a few.) Some of them happen to be typo-related. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I miss the baby & pre-k stages..lol...18 years later...I get a text message, “I’ve changed my major..”...

Can I give it a try?

some dumbass shit about how like if you take down cheap, hollow, sheet-metal statues of the white-supremacist halfwits and slavers who went to war against the United States to preserve their power to own people, does it not also follow that you will also take down statues of the founders of the United States, and