hippotamotologist
hippotamotologist
hippotamotologist

There, everything looks so much better when you throw a few primary colors at it.

Nah, but see, he SAYS it’s not unwelcome to LGBT people despite the church saying “LGBT can’t be spiritual leaders”. Surely there’s nothing more welcoming than “you can’t be a good Christian leader because of what God made you.” Can’t you just feel God’s love radiating from that homophobia? Ahhhhh, relaxing.

So I’m not shocked at all that the response doesn’t include any real denial of Page’s criticism.

Just like Magic in the 90's, looks like no one wants to go near him.

Agree on Russ. Klay’s inclusion over Gobert was surprising too–he’s been back to normal (i.e. an All-Star) the past two or three weeks, but he scuffled for a good 25-30 games. Both Russ & Klay got in on reputation over Gobert, which blows. 

I find Russ’s bricklaying and padded rebound stats much worse than Aldridge’s selection.  But that’s besides the point; Rudy should’ve gotten in.

Rudy got interviewed for a feature while getting a pedicure and has a lightning bolt etched into his hair. He doesn’t give a fuck what Ballkicker & Permanent Veteran’s Minimum Injury Insurance Claim thinks.

He’s got the best win shares in the league, lost a spot to Russ’s bricks, and missed out a bonus that’s 46% of

And to top it all off, he’s super nice. 

This. And also just how bad all the other retired QBs are at this job in comparison.

Mostly it’s because so much football commentary is absolute garbage, and it’s refreshing to hear a human being effectively explaining complex shit in a simple way. We just suffered through a terrible MNF booth that seemed more interested in bringing “debate” into the broadcast over, ya know...just telling us what the

I got like 800 stars for singing Romo’s praises in the Deadspin post on Monday (just stating that because THAT’S A LOT and to confirm any assumption of Romo-bias). I don’t enjoy him because he’s got some kind of second-sight; he’s just a much better color commentator than I’m used to. Even other competent ones like

I’m not so much in awe of how he can do the things he can do in the booth, such as predict plays.  I understand that the guy was an NFL QB very recently and a pretty darn good one at that.  I’m more amazed at how shitty every other color commentator is in comparison and I’m pissed I didn’t get to listen to a Tony

Radio play-by-play guys are the best and always will be, TV broadcast will always be second to that. Tony is a good TV guy and Chris Collinsworth is the worst. Somewhere in between them fall the others.

Dude. He was great. Bernie Kosar did preseason for the Browns for a while and could do the same thing.

lol calm down this is a politics website 

You mean the system that outsold both the PS3 and the 360 by a massive margin?

I remember Marcus Fizer, Shawn Respert, Jacque Vaughn, Ryan Gomes, Cuttino Mobley, Bobby Phills and Tony Battie.

Remember Jamario Moon?  He had a cool rebound one time.

You can’t imagine how much I hate Duke, my man.

Two things have made flying safer since 9/11, and neither of them have anything to do with TSA: