There is a huge spectrum between not agreeing with my political views and agreeing with Alex Jones.

Well, you fuck one sheep, and...

I would rather talk about my feelings than watch James Harden play basketball.

Harden has the corniest game of any superstar in the league. Beyond that fugazi foul above, half his drives involve shoving the ball into a defender and snapping his head back while shrieking. It’s genuinely unwatchable. Which sucks, of course. I’d really like to enjoy watching the team with the best record in the…

Devistating w for Chicago. You really feel for them. Perhaps they can right the ship over the last month.

*points at Tom with horribly mangled arm*

Man, people that go to Harvard just can’t seem to catch any breaks

i was thinking “Chopper-in-Chief” . . . it’s pretty concise

like this comment if you want to see a Kotaku Dot Com Chop Championship Tournament streamed live on YouTube next week

This man will not shut up or dribble.

That was Brandon Knight. He was traded to the Bucks for Brandon Jennings though.

We could, but it may be easier and more fun to just attack all Seahawks fans.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

I like the NBA having a team in New Orleans. It’s a great city and I think it could grow into being a really good fanbase. The problem is that they haven’t had a team worth rooting for.

Or get him some teammates who matter!

No

Or, and I know I’m being crazy here, you can stop giving a fuck about your apparent height.

This sport is trash, and the fight should have been held anywhere other than Australia. Horn was always going to win that belt.

Wow, that was some creative thinking by the judge who had it 117-111.

The Tumblr these are taken from, Liar Town USA, is hilarious. It's super-filthy, but the creator, Sean Tejaratchi has immaculate design and layout sense and really gets the tone of whatever he's parodying.