hippotamotologist
hippotamotologist
hippotamotologist

Don't feed wild animals.

I'm thinking that your appeal to common sense isn't going to land when directed at a Russian guy throwing raw meat out his window to a bear while simultaneously attempting to perform some sort of backwards high-five with the bear's huge mammal-killing claws.

Everyone just looks for a handout now instead of getting a damn job. Thanks Obearma.

That is either an extremely small window or an incredibly huge bear.

I thought it was Doug Baldwin physically expressing how everyone thinks of him as a wide receiver.

Huh. I just assumed the ball was a bed and his celebration was foreshadowing.

Roses are red

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There really aren't any dangerous baseball players left these days.

Because a DLC character isn't that weird?

Fan: Man, I really wish I had a front row seat for this.

Things got even more awkward when he started cheering "Harden! Harden!"

I hope they form a band called Oakley Dokley

Anyway, I think the only reasonable way to solve this disagreement is to have Dolan and Oakley box each other.

Satan himself wouldn't look Oakley in the eye, if he knew what was good for him.

Perhaps their financial peril will come back around full circle...

You know what I really love? Blog writers who neither have played the game nor do they understand the math behind analytics, and yet hold a belief about the superiority of one view over the other that can only be described as ideological.

I dunno, I consider it the official MS tool for downloading Firefox.

The face of USELESSNESS.

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Tsk, I'm disappointed. Nothing of Robbaz's War Corgi?