hippotamotologist
hippotamotologist
hippotamotologist

General terrorizing with hearts and hugs and love.
Undead invasion event trolling (ambushing people teleporting in, finding out there was a glitch where you could lock the door to the PVP merchant in Org as a Zombie)
Parking my Mammoth mount on mailboxes.
Parking my Mammoth mount on new questgivers on patch day.

Just so this lovely idea doesn't slip through the cracks due to folks not getting the reference and/or being too lazy to ask: go look up Atari's Custer's Revenge.

My favorite of the year thus far. Give this man a prize.

What's with all the mad folks with no sense of humor? Too Many Cooks is lovely. <3

Can anyone tell me what song this is?

Now playing

Can't stop listening to this hot mess. Here is the "I want to ride on the hoooooe train" audio:

But. Jigglypuff.

#that's the joke

Yep. This.

I came to express my deepest heartfelt appreciation for this comment. It made me choke on my drink. I want to shout it to the heavens.

Yeah I love the "help" to paste a link... but this isn't cool. Get this referral nonsense out of here. =l

Yep.. I was slightly amused beforehand... but this got the chuckle out of me. Well played.

Yesssssss explaaain thissss fooooil pleeeease.

Looks exactly like Josh Pearson from Emergency Broadcast Network to me. I'm creeped out.

8 month old screaming for any extended length of time = bad parents. There are always ways to distract and fix that mess... no matter how crazy/irrational they can get. Bring piles of distractions: snacks, books, gadgets, shiny things. Blame bad parents, not kids.

Wow. So great to see Oliver Miller back in mid-season shape.

Peach. Get in my lap.

Um. This stuff tastes bad and tends to have less alcohol in it. I'd recommend other snobby choices for beach drinking. - Poor college student.

Um. I don't supposed to know a lot of 5 year olds... or any other kids? They can easily do very "complex" drawings and write complete sentences. Nice houses with kitty cats and suns and all sorts... All the passport scribbles here are more in the 2-3 year old range if anything. C'mon man.

I was actually hoping it meant something else.. sad to see it's just a baseball term.