Considering how lame their last reunion movie was, I'm good. 

Jeezus christ, it's just manic references. Was this directed by Seth McFarlane? 

More free advertising for some of the worst companies on earth. 

Oh man. This might almost drag me away from BG3. Celeste is one of the very few games I’ve intentionally 100%. Hope it comes to xbox. 

Second party franchises aren’t what I’m talking about, but you’re not wrong. I haven’t played them, but they were absolutely busted from what I’ve read.

I hear ya, but I don’t use the thing portably (maybe once a year if I fly somewhere), and I have an xbox. I only have it to play Nintendo games, because it has the worst controller, the worst UI, and the highest prices. If I could play Nintendo games on any other platform, I’d never purchase another piece of their…

Yep. That has to be one of the worst paragraphs ever published on Kotaku. 

“Even the 3DS wouldn’t play DS carts.”

As long as the first party games run fine on it, I just don’t care what’s under the hood, because there are like 1-2 games a year that give me a reason to dust off the Switch.

“Well, the phrase bandied around by analysts, developers and other soothsayers is “the second half of 2024.” Which most likely means, November-ish.”

I suppose, but it just seems like such a common feature that it’s not really notable either way. Skyrim, TW3, Bg3 (in particular), Mass Effect... They all have plenty of completely missable quests. 

Come on dude.

My guess is that it's just improved and both renders were PC. 

Weird, I loved Outer Worlds and New Vegas, but think the modern Zelda games are trash. Starfield, man what a let down. Still better than Zelda. 

Name a modern western rpg without missable quests. 

Oh man I had forgotten about the single glove. 

Oooof no. That was an unmitigated disaster in storytelling. If you can get past the fact that half of the dialogue is in grunts and emotes, you’re treated to layer cake of tropes and a formulaic bromance with nothing interesting to say, nor any way to say that nothing interestingly (and the VO is terrible to boot). If…

You’re right that 15 was a shallow mess, but wrong the FF13 “had a good story”. It might be the single most idiotic, contrived, badly told, poorly acted mess ever conceived by someone not named Kojima.

I didn't think anyone had to work to create it, it was a natural consequence of a confluence of two things: high speed internet and cheap storage. 

No, it’s more accurate to say that you hold a license.