Elite with a bullet. You’d have to be around my age to understand, that game seemed like it was absolutely from the future. “How is my commodore 64 doing this”.

Yeah, Elite for me is easily the one. 

WTF is a vanderpump, and do they need frequent replacement? 

Always loved it. Unfortunately, it was a bit too easy as a kid, and I beat it the week I got it, as opposed to smb3 which I remember taking a lot longer. 

2D games where jumping just went ‘boing’ rather than Nintendo’s trademark “characters must constantly emote every time you touch the controller” age.

That's because passport cards, while valid ID, are specifically for land crossings. There's no reason to use one at an airport. 

How else is she supposed to breathe? 

Cage and Kojima. 

With these two assholes, all we can hope for is a double KO. Also, Tyson isn’t the Goat, hell, he’s not even in many heavyweight top 10s. He sure as hell isn't Ali, Louis, or Liston. 

You're not wrong, but it's too bad that obtaining authorization is virtually impossible from Nintendo in particular. 

It hurts. Zack is a terrible writer but this is more painful than usual. 

Hah! Dude, I've never met a soul who liked this one. It is such an endless slog for me. 

It’s not even parody, it’s just making reference. This is painfully unfunny. 

My God, it’s like if you told AI “Melted lego people”. 

That NES game is a fucking abomination. 

It’s definitely a valid path, but From also has one of the most toxic communities in all of gaming. Larian is a completely different animal, with a much friendlier fanbase. Sometimes conversations with the fans really do lead to cool things, despite the toxic elements. 

True, but I think a lot of people on other consoles would prefer Sony license the IP back to From. 

ER was the only Souls-style game I’ve ever enjoyed, though I didn’t finish it. On one hand, going back is compelling (though I’d probably wait for black friday, or some other massive sale), but on the other hand, man it has been a long time, and I don’t remember anything (gameplay-wise, never cared for From lore,…

Instantly doubling the size of your market is another good way to very rapidly increase the bottom line in the short term. 

You might want to Google “time pressure” (or simply read the other comments to my post) because it is the chief mechanic of the game. Time pressure is not as narrow a concept as what you seem to think it is.