Me and some of my friends (all gay dudes) were talking about this. We decided most of the people we knew who took issue with "Same Love" were (surprise, surprise) straight people.

I know you're bound by character limits, but my heart would be in much better condition right now had the headline been worded like this:

Now I'm Going to Tell You Something, But I Don't Want You to Freak Out Because Everything's Okay and She's Fine... But Dolly Parton Was in an Accident.

She clearly does not give a fuck; Emma Thompson is pretty much perfect.

From the wisdom of Tumblr:

Does it make me a bad person to look at his hair and know the he is a douchebag even before he opened his mouth?

I really, really want a stay at home dad to pull the same stunt. Just to see what happens. I mean, I have my suspicions, but still, I'm genuinely curious.

Wait a minute...this "wine rack" only holds one bottle of wine. What good is a wine rack that only holds one bottle of wine?

Not nearly enough swearing. Please re-write with more swearing.

Absolutely. And when the kid is 14, he'll think the smocked romper is way more embarassing than the time he was dressed as Walter White for Halloween.

Ah, life lessons the Bluth way.

Eh, dressing kid like character from popular TV show =/= dressing kid as drug dealer, addict, prostitute, etc. Babies have no idea what Halloween is, nor do they give a flying fuck what they are wearing. Any photo of them dressed up in any costume is "for the amusement" of the adults in their lives.

Uh, clearly the baby should be in a diaper so we get the walter-white-tighty-whitey effect.

I posted this comment, but I'm a grey so it'll go straight to the bottom of the pile. Here's three recipes for beef tea from an 1890s ladymag. :)

BRB, off to make a chain necklace that says pain. I haven't worked out the particulars yet..... perhaps chain maille? Wear it with your John Edwards tee.

I want to do a remake of the Pretenders' song with the lyrics "Back in the Pain Chain."
I feel dirty.

Also I think it's interesting that the only comments that have been approved thus far are the ones that don't mention the glaring inconsistency of your site's supposed mission set against the fact that this "joke" 1. shames older women for trying to look younger, 2. shames all women for not looking fully made-up at…

Excuse me but what is this? Jezebel is a site which CONSTANTLY gets down on people for snarking on women's appearances and bodies and yet here you are supporting both those things PLUS a woman's age? What in the fucking fuck? Get a clue.

What the fuck is this horse shit?

It seems that beef tea and beef broth are not exactly the same thing.

Google tells me that beef tea is "a drink made from stewed extract of beef used as nourishment for invalids." Which still sounds a lot like beef bouillon.