I'm going to leave this here in solidarity.

Women in business finding ways to network with each other out of the office in traditionally female spaces where men might feel uncomfortable? Slippery slope! What if the men in the office followed our example and started schmoozing clients at strip clubs?

This modern-day Scrooge—lets call him "Joe McScrooge" for short

While Sheen is throwing shade at Brooke Mueller for being a bad mom, none of these mainstream entertainment outlets seems incline to ask why this fucking dickhead can't be responsible for his own kids.

It's written by Bruce McCulloch, who directed Superstar.

I drew that dinosaur, you guys. I drew it.

Favorite cheeses:
Goat cheese
Parmesean
Pepper jack

I love that this article culminated in a Mighty Boosh link.

I know you just thought, "Hey, this reminds me of my fears. I'll share them to see if other people relate."

I can already hear the chorus of white people: "We don't know what really happened. No one knows the circumstances. Everything is just speculation. Don't go crying race when you don't know the details!"

It smelled like sulfur...? Did Ariana Grande make up this whole demon story as a cover up for a fart?

I can honestly say I never thought I'd be in a position to admire the least plausible movie nuclear physicist of all time, but Richards deserves a lot of credit for how she's handled this. I don't think there are that many people who'd be willing to raise their ex's children from a subsequent marriage.

Please tell me that Denise Richards is going to have custody of his kids forever.

From Radar:

It should be noted that I wrote this piece as I sat one row behind Madeleine Albright on a train from NYC to DC today so I was especially inspired.

Never Forget

I am so sad this happened, but this girl is awesome for making a scene and standing up for herself. I'm twice her age, and I'm not positive I could assert myself like that in such a creepy situation.

With thousands of drunken marauding adults in costume, some these things are bound to happen. I'm not saying I'm proud of that truth, but it's almost like she doesn't want us to have fun. I am, however, taking some solace in that she specified "ground" & not "floor." Indoors loophole!