I don't know who that is, probably some unpaid intern, but he looks miserable.

I read that too quickly and thought you meant that Wesley Snipes was good in bed.

I moved to FLORIDA. Do we tie-lose?

The annoying dogs are real dogs too, dude.

Maybe she would have shown up if Al Roker was wearing a black bowtie with that white suit.

Um...don't misspell foreword on the cover of your stupid sex book.

Look Melissa, I know there aren't a lot of people coming to your damn window as of late but this is hardly the way to make that happen.

We've all long since stopped seeing the spelling "creme" that designates substances not containing cream.

No love for Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor?

I love how it says "artificially flavored" in the corner. Just in case you naively thought that a watermelon might have ever been involved in the process of making these!

Did you also read A Modest Proposal and think it's about eating babies?

Then Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince is the ultimate in bad parenting. I mean, he got divorced from his wife, remarried a woman with the same name, and then forced his poor children to pretend that nothing ever happened, never allowing them to speak of their real mother ever again. The monster.

There is some nice information in this article, but the paragraph or two of scolding about our "whinging" really rubbed me the wrong way. I'm not a naughty schoolgirl, I'm a grown-ass woman, and my bra complaints are valid. Is it whinging when we complain about the lack of decent plus-size clothing?

Don't you mean the cattels?

haha she looks like the first season of buffy.

"'Abby' Somebody. Abby Normal."

So dogs are actually doing the Stations of the Cross when they sniff each other's butts?

Is "get on my tits" only something that women can say in your land, or is an equal opportunity statement? I like it either way.

I think this is the first time I've seen her in such an unfortunate dress.

"Everything Fred does, I have to do backwards and with webbed feet."