Yeah, I'm sure she's fine with everyone knowing she weighs 115 lbs. I doubt she will be mobbed by torch wielding townsfolk.

The problem with "letting the market decide" in this instance is that buyers are acting with incomplete information. The only couples who likely find out about the bakery's discriminatory policies are gay couples; straight couples probably have no idea and so *can't* base their economic decisions based on that. And…

What the ever-loving-fuck is a 'pre-made heterosexual cake'?

That was the best gossip on this entire page. What a d-bag.

It's OBVIOUSLY a Bantha.

I'm going to start referring to my cleavage as "the gospel" from now on.

You mentioned the defence of "it's just a joke" which means I am obliged to post this:

She's been preggers for ages. She's hiding all the secret babies on a farm somewhere.

Awww! Widdle fuzzy bunny! I want to skritch his little bunny tummy and feed him a nice dandelion leaf.

Trust Tom Hanks?!?

The guy lied about being a woman for years!*

Because deer are mostly colorblind - to them, that orange looks like grey and it doesn't really affect the intended impact of the camo for hunting purposes if you have say, your orange armband or hat on (but of course lets other non colorblind humans know not to shoot you). Camo is less about color itself and more…

That wedding is Cabela's meets Lisa Frank.

Oh god, I love True Facts.

Hey I have an idea! Let's figure out which Hollywood actress is currently the most unbalanced, insecure, and potentially mentally ill and then every time she does anything atypical we can mock her on the internet! It's a perfect plan, I mean what could go wrong?

Not sure why the tone of this article was so snarky. To Kill A Mockingbird is irrefutably an absolute classic, you don't need to try to make yourself seem better than the plebs by acting like it's nothing special.

OH Oh ohhhhh I HAVE IT ON MY COMPUTER.

wait, so we want to help people searching for "gang rape" to find what they are looking for?

Every backyard wedding I've been to was a blast, and the couples are still together.

It's funny how Jezebel posts articles about how dehumanizing it is when the news uses footage of headless/anonymous obese people to accompany their reports about obesity and national health issues and then does the exact same thing.