Ugggh, please get a science writer, Jezebel.

I was just getting used to the Kinja and the other system. Now I'm confused. I'm going to go sleep in a flower pot now.

Of all the crappy boyfriends I've had, one of the worst(shallow, mean spirited, willfully stupid etc) looked exactly like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park. And he played it up like whoa. I don't regret it one bit because in my head, remembering him is like "remembering" having sex with Jeff Goldblum and that makes it…

Anna, please considering not writing about science anymore. You're actively bad at it, and end up spreading a lot of misinformation. It's irresponsible and harmful.

I really wish people understood why so many Chechens are here, so that the reporters would ask such ass-stupid questions.

has Justin Theroux never heard of Polonius? Hiding behind curtains is a great way to get stabbed.

I'd send the response card back. I'd send it back with "HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO" written on it. I'd take a bite out of the corner and write "OMG, sorry! SO HUNGRY!" below it. Then I'd draw a dick on it. Because I'm mature.

At any point does she just yell "THE ARISTOCRATS"?

"I'm sorry, but may I please speak to a good ol' boy? I don't think this conversation is going anywhere."

What I really don't understand is calling out ones friends and acquaintances. What we talk about and the amount we talk about it does not exist in a vacuum. It's determined by the media. If you want to make a point about the media covering Boston over drone strikes, please be my guest. (And do it tomorrow!) But don't…

Yeah, I hate it when men take an interest in womens' issues and publicly decry violence against women. It's the worst.

a note of caution: I had to wear something similar for my Gone With the Wind figure skating routine (don't ask...) and those sequins chafe like a motherfucker. I ended up have a nasty crotch and arm pit rash. =/

My cousin was a majorette in our marching band. They wore this exact outfit until I was in the band in 1997. It was maroon and gold. HAWT.

I get that, but you're talking about when you've had several good reasons to actually look like you haven't slept in a week. This is presented as "this is what women look like without makeup, in a vacuum." Also, I'm still trying to figure out putting on makeup doubles as expensive orthodontic work.

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This is why everyone should spend a summer when they are children at a nudist summer camp with their parents.

Seriously. It's like she has no idea that he is in porn and we can look at it.

I think that's a pube :/

Actually one of the primary reasons I use makeup when I do is to cover up that "haven't slept in a week" look. It makes me look more like myself when I'm well-rested, and keeps people off my back. Otherwise everyone at work would say things like, "you look horrible, are you sure you're okay?" and talking about the…

That's where Ken hit her for not wearing makeup