Her new nickname at the zoo is Panyonce.

I don’t understand why this already existed

Fuck off, Woody.

I met my husband when both of our daughters were nine years old. We dated for several years before we got married. If he had started sleeping with my daughter 10 years later after me giving birth to his child....y’all....Y’ALL....just put some money on my books at the commissary. I’d have been in jail.

I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision making just as a gift

She deferred to me, and I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision making just as a gift and let her take charge of so many things.

Boy that Affleck sure is touchy about his rep, ain’t he?

WHY DO WE WORSHIP SUCH DUMB PEOPLE?!

I say being on team Ramona is anti-human. That woman is a piece of work. I’m also looking at her getting hit on by all the guys and am shocked. I always forget how attractive she is - if you’ve never seen her interact with other people.

When Edie Parker started personalizing her clutches (to order) I just sat back and watched. Surprised it took this long. But GOOP must have requested these.

Jay-Z.

BAN WHITE PEOPLE

Oh phew, he was looking all mature and decent after I Am Cait. Glad things are back to the status quo!

I’m guessing a reference to a caterpillar sex toy since she references the rabbit right after.

Welp, not even 9AM yet and already that’s enough internet for the day.

I guess I never realized that spousal rape only became illegal in 1993. That is f’ing bananas. What the actual shit, man.

I love songs about vibrators. I used to listen to Coin-Operated Boy by the Dresden a Dolls all the time in high school because I thought it was ~taboo~

YOU MEAN THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD. dude that show is so fucking good. everyone should be watching it.