Sorry, I'm spoken for.

Team Basura! (Meaning that, I’m in favor of calling Chris Brown basura)

Well, some religious zealots have told me my own civil-only marriage isn’t real and my kids are bastards, so they could give two shits about anyone who believes differently than they do.

“Gay marriage is terrible but remember to be nice to gay people!”

What is Jeb Bush even trying to say though? I genuinely do not understand his statement.

Am I a bad person for taking almost as much joy in the pee-pants tantrums the Conservatives are throwing over the ruling as in the ruling itself?

Read the opinion. Everyone has to get gay-married now. Or that’s how it would seem according to a lot of people on my facebook newsfeed.

What’s next, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO MARRY DOGS?

Now we just have to be super careful not to let any natural disasters happen for the next couple months, or they’re gonna blame it on this.

"Wow, how trashy is Nicki!? Getting knocked up by a dude you're having relationship troubles with and to whom you are not married? Girls these days. Should have practiced abstinence!" - Bristol Palin

Anti-rapist =/= anti-male, you fuckwit.

I’m a male and I support her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is completely devastating. :(

Actually the real story here is that it’s not “the town” to blame. “The town” knew that something terrible was happening. The real story is “the police” didn’t want to do their fucking jobs because hey, they were only prostitutes.