There is no such thing as a “Duke of Earl.”

SAME! I had read that after giving birth you look about six months pregnant for the better part of a month, but it was still shocking when it happened to me.

I LOLed. Not to take away from Meghan’s badassery, but I’m sure you could have done the same thing with a team and a glam squad. <3 

Wow.
Meghan, 2 days after giving birth: walks red carpet in heels and white dress, graciously speaks to the press, smiles.
Me, 2 days after giving birth: gingerly rolls body off bed, stumbles barefoot into bathroom, sees reflection in mirror, bursts into tears.

All I can think about are the number of undergarments being worn under that white dress. I would have been TERRIFIED to wear anything white for weeks after birth. I hope royalty gets an upgrade from the giant pad and mesh pear underwear. 

“Parenting is amazing. It’s only been, what, two and a half days, three days, but we’re just so thrilled to have our own little bundle of joy, and to be able to spend some special time with him as he slowly starts to grow up,” Harry added.

They look ecstatic. This is very, very cute. I know all babies are wonderful. But is it strange that I’m a little disappointed Meghan and Harry’s first child isn’t a girl? For some reason, I just kind of assumed they would have a girl. Harry seems like the kind of man who would be thrilled to father a girl - and…

Congrats to Amy and her hubby!

Jennifer Aniston is set for life financially, has an amazing beach house where she regularly consumes the best weed California has to offer, she’s been married to Brad Pitt and Justin Theroux (worth repeating), and frankly she seems like a pretty cool person with lots of friends... not to mention, she was in freaking…

I believe the look is called “dry thirst.”

I like the mix of “incognito” and “look at me”

If I accept your math as correct, he is taking home almost $10K/month. So $120K per year. Well above the national median. Yeah, I do find it unreasonable that he would “have trouble” with taking home that amount. And yeah, if I made that much money, I WOULD be able to do the same. It’s not like he is making under…

YES THIS.

Please tell me that you are fully aware of how stupid you sound.

Maybe marching bands are just awesome, and we can just celebrate mainstream celebs utilizing them in such high-profile ways.

A couple of years ago, the NYT ran an article about how Mother’s Day is bullshit. One woman talked about how on Mother’s Day, her family “gave her the day off” and told her not to worry about anything. At the end of the day, she went into the garage for something and found all the dirty laundry dumped in a huge pile —…

“Appropriate courtroom conduct,” huh?

That judge should have closed his mouth.

Rapists hate him! Prevent sexual assault with this one weird trick!

Oh, close her legs! I bet she’s kicking herself, not thinking of that. Because that’s really all you have to do when someone stronger than you is overpowering you and assaulting you, just close your legs, and then they stop and go away.  Time-tested remedy for sexual assault.  It’s THAT EASY, people.