I feel like whoever came up with that couldn’t possibly live in NYC. Isn’t like everyone who lives here terrified of bed bugs? Or is it just me. I mean, that’s why we all wrap our feet in saran wrap, right?

This is so horrifyingly, viscerally gross. I’m just imagining people lying down on it after it’s been out there for a few hours, and it’s slightly moist, mussed up, a little bit gritty, kind of like the sheets of a frat boy late in the semester, except worse because it’s Times Square and nothing can ever be clean…

That thing is going to be so disgusting after it rains.

Pretty sure this was a result of a heated discussion with her mom.

Well for starters, let’s not conflate goth and cutting. I’m the oldest of four. I’m the only one who went full goth (all black and boots and industrial music and piercings and tattoos). My cutter sisters? Abercrombie athlete and arty lesbian.

1. The coffin lid was open

thoughts and prayers

Fame seeking people: learn from Abby Lee Miller (and the Giudices). Do not go on tv saying you have lots of money, then tell the IRS you don’t. Tax collectors watch television too.

“Live and learn,”

Fuck that noise - I love my platinum and they can call it gray all they want.

That is actually not the worst thing on redpill. Or incell. I saw one where some guy wanted to shoot with trancs then rape people as a weird recreational hunting thing.

What good are boner pills if we women have the temerity to allow ourselves to look our age and disappoint the male gaze?

omg part 2 of 19! Maybe that’s why girls won’t date you.

New Hampshire’s state motto should be “New Hampshire: Just visit Vermont instead.”

Quit picking on me, feminists!

Oh man, I seriously hope someone robs that dude’s house and police officer is like “hey, you should be grateful someone thinks your stuff is nice enough to steal. Let’s leave it at that sweetcheeks.”

Scientists are taking a break from inventing new boner pills?

Okay so, wow, you really can’t distinguish between someone putting out a visual and another person putting their hands on that thing? That’s like me saying, “hey, if you put that new car out in the driveway, you should have no problem with me taking a literal shit on it.”

I don’t understand what the fuss is all about. His comments are pretty tame...FOR THE REPUBLIC OF GILEAD.

“Every woman wants to be attractive enough to be raped. It’s like the pinnacle of male desire, when he can’t stop no matter what.”