My mom did criminal defense for 25 years in DC. She would regularly be called a bitch to her face by prosecutors.

Probably not the best description, but I do agree with voting for someone who isn’t likeable or cool, but is the most qualified.

This post has been up for five whole minutes and nobody’s made some pointless “Bernie Sanders should be the candidate” comment? Amazing!

While sexist and motherhood-obsessed, Iappreciated this and the hazing metaphor.

But that’s okay. It’s their world. The rest of us are just lucky to be here among them.

There’s just no understanding the ungreying process.

There is really not enough wine in this world to get me to next Tuesday and possibly beyond if HRC wins. Comey fucks her over with emails she had nothing to do with and yet no ine is batting an eye that Trump is in bed with Putin.

What do you think he is, one of those ivory tower liberals?

There were 10 whole words in that tweet! You could hardly expect him to read ALL of them.

No. You don’t get away with the bad proofreading argument for a ten word post—even if we humour you and ignore that you’re obviously lying.

Beautiful execution, stuck the landing. 10/10

SEE

Even if either or both occurred, that is, copy and paste and/or retweet...

I don’t have kids, but when DJ says “We’re what it’s all about!” I had to shake my head and roll my eyes. Children, especially adult children, assuming their parent’s universe revolves around them is so obnoxious. Yeah, family is great, but maybe Danny is sick of spending all his time cleaning up after you guys.

When I turned 40, my husband announced that my life was half over. So, no? And probably don’t let my husband give birthday toasts.

Is it mid-life when you’re 60-something?

I enjoyed the revival I enjoyed this trailer.

I DO NOT CARE IT IS AMAZING AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN.

I live for these stories and I’ve got one to share. It’s sort of humorous considering where the events take place, but it was actually pretty scary at the time.

Why do I keep reading these? I don’t love myself.