Does she like Elmo? We just went through a phase where my toddler REFUSED to brush her teeth. Just mentioning it sent her into a total emotional meltdown. Enter: Elmo, and his brush your teeth song/youtube video. It’s the perfect timer to distract her and get her pearly whites all scrubbed. We watch it twice, once…

This is totally a sideline to this but.... her handwriting was lovely.

The sad part is that my mom was a dental assistant for approximately 4 decades and she KNOWS how many kids were getting fillings due to juice (including me).

As a dentist, I salute you and give you all the prizes from my prize shelf.

More beermosas for you!

Ugh, reminds me of my step-dad when I was a kid. I didn’t like orange juice and he was convinced that the only reason anyone got sick was because they didn’t drink orange juice, so he would constantly yell at me and my mom about my lack of drinking orange juice. (I ate plenty of other fruits, including actual oranges,…

Any diet advice that says THIS IS BAD NEVER EAT/DRINK IT is bullshit. Except, maybe, don’t eat radioactive waste. That shit really is bad for you.

Do you also think the Earth is flat, that vaccines cause autism, and climate change isn’t real?

Half a counterpoint. Orange juice is evil and ruins halfway decent vodka!

Counterpoint: juice is good because it can make margaritas and screwdrivers.

This had nothing to do with him. Congress ignored him.

A now-former friend of mine raised her son to be a MAGA-hat-wearing racist asshole. Thankfully he’s in the minority.

And they are the ones who get elected, win the popularity contests, and cheat, lie, and steal all the opportunity and wealth. Virtue is rewarded with suffering in the West. Not that much of the East seems to be much better these days...

Yeah, but it’s a shame that for every one of these young people in our country, there are 149 others who are being taught the exact opposite by their idiot parents and family.

Kid, you can get on my lawn. Bring your sign too.

Can we agree to be proud of him regardless of familial relation? I’m certainly proud AF of a fellow citizen of a democracy. That kid’s magnificent!

This kid is giving me some hope for the future.

If Luke was my son, I’d be the proudest father on the planet.