It’s like Dashcon on a beach #never4get

Her TV show has been renewed for a third season and she produces a lot of TV shows. She has a Spanish language album debuting soon.

This is a wax figure though, right?

HOLY CHRIST; TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE.

You sonofabitch I had to go double check that this was fake.

Shouldn’t his first priority be to apologize to Kendall Jenner?

I confess, you got me. I’m chuckling like an idiot here.

I wonder at how long this has been in the works as an idea, and how long before the event they actually started any logistical planning. I am also wondering if the people doing the actual organizing have experience oganizing things in the Bahamas. I imagine there is a fair amount of over the table and under the table…

I did read it in his yelly rapping voice and it was glorious

My Ja Rule voice kept changing into DMX voice?

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa

Fyre was “planned” during the Obama administration.

Ja Rule is the Sean Spicer of hip hop

“If this is my banker please do not STOP PAYMENT on any REFUNDS for ATTENDEES!”

They’ve now locked us in the airport. No rules, just right. Welcome to the Bahamas! (Tell my family I love them) #fyrefestival

We used to call these “tents.”

If you had $4k to drop on a music festival headed by blink-182, how do you not have the cash to have a good time in the Bahamas? Just fucking walk over to that Sandals.

Those tents are literally USAID disaster relief shelters left over from Hurricane Matthew.