I need one of these, actually. I’ve got one of those big ass Ikea square bookshelves filled, plus a couple of regular size bookshelves, and I’m way too lazy to dust all that. About once or twice a year I blow some compressed air over the tops of the books, but that’s about it. Some of ‘em are pretty gnarly. lol.

I need this for my college text books, I haven’t picked them up all semester and finals are a comin’.

This is pornography

What do people think nice big ol butts are made from?

Yup. I told the mansplainer on here exactly what was going to happen and what the fallout was going to be. And guess what? I’m right. Small operations are talking closure, Canfor and West Fraser are focusing their efforts on the US, my husband has to live across the border almost all week, every week. He’s in Arizona…

I’ll give it a try:

Nicole honey, if you want us to see your chicken coop get out the damn way.

He has been unintentionally self-sabotaging his biggest executive orders because he cannot shut the fuck up.

R. Kelly Is Being Sued by A Mississippi Sheriff’s Deputy Over Alleged Affair

I remember that conversation. That commenter was so dumb and we are vindicated (obviously, prefer to have no trade war but I will take victories where I can)

People asked me why I cared who the president was and now he’s slapping a 20% tariff on our softwood lumber (this is my husband’s industry), telling our dairy farmers that they’re the worst, and threatening to pull out of NAFTA.

I DON’T KNOW WHY I WOULD CARE.

“Everybody immediately runs to the 9th Circuit. And we have a big country. We have lots of other locations,” he said.

Solitary. Cuz I’m mean and mad.

Get rid of the courts and there’s no problem!

Nope. May he remain as stubborn and mentally deficient as he is, so the adults in the judiciary can do their work and use his constant fuckups to reduce his reach as much as they can.

Omce more with feeling: Cersei Lannister’s walk or shame.

“Governor LePage of Maine, who, by the way, has lost a lot of weight,” the President of the United States said. “I knew him when he was heavy and now I know him when he was thin and I like him both ways, okay?” 

He can’t even send one without putting himself in it, period.

Mr. Trump cannot even send birthday wishes without positioning himself in absolute center of the photograph.

The fact that he still refers to the ban as “the ban” is really not going to help his case in court, is it?