Something tells me Thanksgiving is extra fun at your house.

Christmas Has 24 hours of A Christmas Story. Thanksgiving Deserves a Son in Law marathon. Write your congressman. Make this dream a reality.

I am 99% sure Rockstar is just messing with our heads.

I have no need for a protocol droid.

Reminds me of that joke about the moyle and the tailor.

Answering every question with a "yeah" is what got me fired from my job as a suicide hotline operator.

I can't wait to start robbing see through, pilot-less package trucks.

Why is there a hidden led in the speaker? NSA, duh.

I've been noticing more and more of these errors. Does Gizmodo proofread or just rely on their readers to correct their mistakes?

You mean this one?

Worst Family? Oh, we do beg to differ...

Walgreens is taking over the world with 82000 locations. And I thought a Starbucks on every corner was extreme.

That's all fine and dandy, but let's talk about the more important issues, like what shirts the scientists and engineers will wear.

1. Some people have way too much time on their hands.

I don't see what's so spectacular working 25 years, 10 in space, spending 1.8 billion and then having 3 of your landing systems fail, bouncing your lander a kilometer in the sky and claiming "Sorry, we didn't know that rock would be so hard."

That roof looks amazing and I'm still trying to figure out how the hell it is put together.

Don't be a hater.

that's all well and good, except for most of what I buy on Amazon isn't sold at Wal Mart.