since staring at your TV for hours while you will it to turn itself on has yielded no Jedi-like results, what’s the harm in trying this?

Nope.

I sense something. A presence I’ve not felt since...

Secret chamber?

Star Wars tribute, and/or temporary field light pillar to make it easier working at the night landing site.

Man, I just got a Galaxy S5 (my first smart phone!) back in March this year. And I’ll be two generations behind exactly one year later.

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

Oh please god make this happen.

If they put this on my 3ds I’d solve it, but I’m not doing this caveman style.

Human bodies are so fucking cool! Like, it’s actually possible to attach someone else’s body part to your own and, if done properly, your body is like “Welcome to the party, brah. Let’s get you up and running. Please ignore the liver; he’s cranky AF on Mondays.” Science, man.

It’s coming.

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.

Yeah, I tried that water thing. all my 8 month old puppy does is bark at it thinking it’s going to eat her.

Yeah, I tried that water thing. all my 8 month old puppy does is bark at it thinking it’s going to eat her.

For some reason, Keanu Reeves speaks to me as the perfect casting choice.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

You see, when parts of opposite polarity, or a hot part and ground, like each other very much...

Hi JYKelley, Welcome to the internet! It’s great to have you on board. Someone will be by shortly to show you around! If you haven’t signed up for classes yet, I’d recommend Sarcasm 101.

All I heard when I saw this picture was this: