I am 99% sure Rockstar is just messing with our heads.

Answering every question with a "yeah" is what got me fired from my job as a suicide hotline operator.

Worst Family? Oh, we do beg to differ...

I'll sit and watch at 20 other commenters will come in and say the same thing the previous 4 have already said.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Yea, it's definitely illegal. In GTAV Online, there are random armored bank trucks roaming the city. Every time I blow the armored truck's rear doors open with C4, I get 3 out of 5 stars. Don't take money from armored bank trucks, or you'll get three stars.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

"This guy here is DEAD!"

Ok hands up, and be honest. Who else, if they got on The Price Is Right, would bid $1 on everything just to troll the other contestants and try to mess with thier heads? Come on, i can't be alone here :P

Goodbye password123 and hello password321.

Fuck Texas; fuck anti-choicers; fuck "prayer" being part of a police investigation; fuck abstinence-centered sex education; and fuck leaving women in crisis (or, in this case, children in crisis!) with no viable options, letting them suffer alone, and then treating them like criminals for doing what they have to do.

As a dog, I find this absolutely absurd.

Death's most profound defeat was in Battleship at the hands of Bill and Ted.

Just build one massive permanent stadium for the Winter Olympics and have them in the same place every 2 (4?) years.

Like Nairobi.

trotted to the mound

Huh. My immediate reaction was "yes, of course it is - it's very easy to avoid assaulting someone." I understand why people might read it in the context of rape culture/victim blaming, but I guess I am somewhat surprised that it's so problematic it must be taken down and not doubled down on as a "Yes, we mean it,…

C.A. please, stop what you are doing, purchase a Take 5, eat it, and then come back and correct this LIBELOUS TRAVESTY of a ranking.

Police are detaining Kaepernick because they heard that he's always a threat to run.

"But wrestling is fake and stupid"

Guys have you seen this cute bunny