The shelf-life would probably severely limit this thing's usefulness in the field, no?

Also, blanka is a troll

I never get tired of these videos in which someone is standing on wrong spot at the wrong time, yet survives a major crash against all odds.

That's the same password I have on my luggage

I don't understand what's happening.

My instant reply was "OH MY GOD, WE GOT A BLEEDER!"

I love the fact that they had to choose the only letter that looks like a mathematical operation. Always had to write x x x x x=x³.

I'll sit and watch at 20 other commenters will come in and say the same thing the previous 4 have already said.

Is this why my package tracking hasn't been updated in a week?

/kidding

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the hackers from stealing data...because they don't have to go outside.

Can it do it while standing on poles and being battered by ocean waves?

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Typical. Avoid the trash instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly.

Can you burn me a copy?

Shit, you're right! Why didn't I think about that since I was clearly only interested in a random factoid! It was almost like I was trying to start a discussion!

People don't like to touch the raw fish they're about to eat? Ok.

Yea, it's definitely illegal. In GTAV Online, there are random armored bank trucks roaming the city. Every time I blow the armored truck's rear doors open with C4, I get 3 out of 5 stars. Don't take money from armored bank trucks, or you'll get three stars.

You're welcome.

so THAT's what Chewy is wearing!?