Hey, I'm calling the FBI for you Giz; someone typed "Al-Q****" in one of your articles; I think you have a lone-wolf, muslim convert, former soldier with PTSD wielding a keyboard to incite riot while disturbing the neice and resisting the rest... or some shit like that, fuck it just shoot him.

What is "things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend", Alex?

Needs more Chumbawumba...

I'm sure the USPS, being an agency of the federal government, is looking into that by forming a committee to decide if they should form a committee to write a report on the feasibility of the idea.

good pitch but his rhythm needs a lot of work. C+

"This guy here is DEAD!"

Space is big.

Makes sense...heat rises after all and the arctic is way up at the top of the world.

"Well, let's see, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner.

Been there, done that. With a boost pad, too!

Ok hands up, and be honest. Who else, if they got on The Price Is Right, would bid $1 on everything just to troll the other contestants and try to mess with thier heads? Come on, i can't be alone here :P

Meteorlogical is one of the lesser known Pornhub categories but contains such classics as Hurricame Sally "She'll blow you, away!" and Tornado Trailer Trash 7 "Storm Shelter surprises!"

It's the real deal. THIS ONE TIME, I accidentally ordered from Tampa, FL instead of Rutherford, NJ...and it took forever. So, Sanjeet was delivering my pizza, had a layover in Atlanta...shows up at 12:30 AM without my pie!! I look at the pizza tracker, and it says my meat lovers has been delivered to Cincinnati…

The closest we will ever get to Lego Archer.

Oh, my love, my darling

Let me google that for you...

OK, this thing makes me irrationally happy.. we need a little music to celebrate this momentous occasion:

I like this better:

I agree. The title of this article should instead be, "Stuff iPads Do."