To look good on a postcard?

Lol, I was more referring to your last sentence, "I'd love to reach the bottom, but I don't want to spend years training for it." That's so American

Are you American by chance? lol

How can you make something like that out of 135 clocks? My OCD would drive me wacko. I mean 16x9 would at least be an even number lol

In the immortal words of Sling Blade,

They are missing an opportunity to integrate the biggest freefall ride in the world on the side of this thing.

Why didn't they just go to Gamestop and get it for under $20 like a normal person?

Except that...

What about covering Whip It, with ... wait for it ... whips!

" and a few coupons for free arts and crafts kits from the Iowa State 4-H fair, look no further"

That's because the hardest part is loading the barge!

Cuz ... China

And ceramic? What is this, the 1980's?

Facebook.com my grandson Nathan :)

Forget that, what would happen if the Sun disappeared for "2" seconds ?!?!

Heck, I've got a keyboard, on my pc, where the backlight is turned on as your hand gets close. Touchless interface, tyvm

So it's basically a kayak for pharmacists and judges? Those that feel they need to be 3 feet higher than the rest of us?

I look forward to watching all the copycat fails