From 1860 to 1910 mustaches were mandatory in the British Army, and they were glorious....

He looks like 50s Burt Reynolds...srsly...you can google it...

The guy on the left looks lime Burt Reynolds...

No...when commandos are captured they are killed...and raped...this will not be...good...

Anything else, Boss?

Ooh...a controversial hot take...Jez ain’t gonna like this...

JIZZGHAZI WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

BABEGHAZI WAKE UP SHEEPLE DOLLS DID 911

Hobo spiders?

Um you work at Jezebel don’t you guys fight homphobia, misogyny and The Patriarchy? So why are you propping up Tyler The Creator???

Just had to shit on Cindy huh? Feel better now?

Yes yez it was. Being less hateful than Eminem is not the criteria. Jesua pull your head out of your ass for one second will you? Why do you love Tyler so much? Are you dating him? I’m serious because you are super invested in a misogynist homophobe, do you even realize that? Did he drug you? I. Am. Dead. Serious.…

Wait so you support rapists if they’re Tyler and pimps/sex traffickers if they’re Rhianna???

Wait so you support rapists who are artists you like rite? So if Kalela or Tyler happened to rape someone/something you’re cool wit dat rite?

Hey so if Tyler the Creator IS a rapist that’s cool with you right? Cuz he only 24, rite?

Seriously tho he raps about raping preggo ladies but it’s ok because he’s 24 and not 30, right, Julianne? AMIRITE HE GETS FREE PASS CUZ YOU THINK HE COOL??? Rite? So if he rapes preggo ladies it cool wit you rite????

No one cares. Not one fuck was given. Did you tell Tyler? He probably cares...is he your boyfriend? Because he probably hates you...

I know rite? But Rhianna is awesome because she promotes women pimping women! Awesum am i rite? Girl power or gurl power or grrrl power or something something!!! Yay!

Hey, you keep trying to make thirst and fetch happen, and they ain't gonna happen...

The UK has NO i repeat NO freedom of speech. They won’t put that shit in writing a la The First Amendment so they can change their policies every. freaking. minute of every day, another reason Merry Old England is actually a Shitty Old Country.