“Hey can we move into ypur atrium? And by atrium i literally mean your left atrium? Oh me and my friend? We’re accused teen attempted murderessrs! But you’re cool with that, rite? I mean you’re not one of those NIMBY liberals rite? Then let us in, bro!!!”

Your writing is absolutely outstanding.

Move them into your house where they can plot your murder for MONTHS!

You’re right—-try them as children so they can be set loose on your community in five years. I mean you’re cool with that right? You’ll rent them a UHaul so they can move in next door to your gran, rite???

You should totally adopt them and move them into the spare bedroom in your bloody, bleeding heart...

This is fantastic and an incredible author. You nailed it.

Dammit i sent this to the wrong person sorry dude

Would have. Would have. Would of doesn’t even make sense!

Yez you are a piece of shit for thinking that.

Wrong. Also, you’re racist.

Very sorry, too much gin; this whole thing just riles me up because It’s flatly wrong. Morally or whatever. It’s fucking, done so wrong, it’s fucking over people and children...It’s disgusting, horrifying and mark my words soon to be copied by idiots who see this movie——im telling you right now the pedophilia this is…

Yeah ol’ Nancy Updike made me barf...

It’s flatly wrong. Morally or whatever. It’s fucking done so wrong it’s fucking over people and children...also, you rule...

It’s flatly wrong. Morally or whatever. It’s fucking done so wrong it’s fucking over people and children...

I know right? You are my hero...i just feel like this is bullshit that no one needs, bullshit that serves no fucking purpose whatsoever...much like Jordan Sargent but EVEN WORSE....but seriously, it’s even worse than him IMHO

She fucked mom’s boyfriend and let him off. What am I missing, apologist?

Oh she turned the guy in???

You’re awesome because you support the edgy teens into statutory rape, eightw???????

She’s awesome because SHE fucked MOMS boyfriend and was SO COOLshe didn’t call the fuzz but stayed EDGY rite yeah?

Yeah! She’s incredibly cool! She fucked her mom’s boyfriend or got raped or some shit! Yeah! Girl power or sooooooomething!!!!! Awesomesauce!!!