hiphoptimusprime
hiphoptimusprime
hiphoptimusprime

So...you’re shallow?

I think they murdered her because she woulda exposed their bullshit.

Who the fuck is tavi gevinson

It’s all about collecting sweet, sweet user data.....

Barf barf barf...this is worse than when I learned his real name is Carleton D. Ridenhour!!!

Nope. It still sucks. Coontown? C’mon apologist, c'mon...

“It wasn’t ‘rape’ rape.”——whoopi goldberg, on ‘the view’

Are you sure? Like, what if this is the afterlife?

She sounds terrible and unfit for the rigors and terrors of life...

Is the steak gluten free? Also I’m allergic to crunchy, so....

That’s factory dough....ain’t safe to eat raw....

Yeah but raw cookie dough is unsafe to eat, right?

What about the black policemen and policewomen who also killed Freddie Gray? Were they poisoned by the poison in the power of whiteness into being...white or something? Also do we let Raymon go because he’s black? Also, since I’m black, should I burn down stores?

You’re joking right? Or wait—-all men in rural America are rapists is your thesis? And you can tell, because they warn you about stuff?

Yeah! Those stupid hicks! How dare they warn you about stuff! Shit they’re probably Republicans too! LOL! Rural people are the worst amirite??? Shoot I bet none of them went to Sarah Lawrence—-AND SOME OF THEM WERE FAT TOO!!! My god you are a disgusting, classist piece of shit.

Not exactly—-ISIS formed in 1999. But when the US disbanded the Iraqi army, hooboy did that ever make ISIS way way bigger...

Yez. They are called meat bees. Srsly, they’re a real thing...

Who can? The Candy Man can.

Well his name is Wes Branch....

You’re right. She probably didn’t know babies come from fucking.