oh man Adam Carolla would love that.......

per teaspoon???

oh it's an emergency alright! a police emergency! those ferguson fuckwits would kill god knows how many people if they were still handling the town's security!

you are amazing. I don't know how you find this stuff.

this is all jokes, right? I mean I'm a giant shapeshifting robot, but I 'get' your Earth jokes, and this young lady is in high school, yes? so she cannot be beloved editor and actress, rite? yearbook editor? drama class actress? and also, who is she? we....we are to not care about her and you are joking ironically…

so basically this guy is...pretty much unscathed? and fucking reinstated to the team??????

A lot of old people simply order their coffee 'sweet and light'.

MacDonald's does it now, they make your coffee for you....it's weird..

it's only in Massachusetts.

bullshit.

meh. he seems like an anhedonic arrogant knowitall killjoy who can only derive enjoyment from reciting stats and formulas and pissing on the parades of others, the type of person who has to tell everybody how crappy gravity was "because those space stations are like 50 miles apart.they'd totally die in real life.…

allegedly? what, she provoked her own fist into knocking herself out?

he bench presses 400 pounds. If he punches someone in the face, they could literally FUCKING DIE.

seeking fame, and getting it, and then complaining about it, is crazy. In fact it's Burdick crazy. Now take Cobain: he wanted to find a way to make records, get paid enough to live, and not have to perform live or deal with capital F fame. This isn't possible but he did not know this apparently, and looking back it…

here's a simple solution lana: just go away. far, far away. I suggest Romania or Lichtenstein. Space is good too because in space no one can hear you whine..........

ack sorry your name is erin

'source: being an alive person'. Gloria, you are hilarious and you made my day.

they're called massholes for a reason...

the coach/boyfriend she hugged? She knocked him out of the competition with her amazing performances!

what's important is it's being marketed with a Big Lie: that Harper cooperated with the author. This lie will cause people to buy this book, because that's the equivalent of saying J.D. Salinger cooperated with some author on a biography or autobiography. JD and Harper are our country's great Literary Hermits.....But…