You know what goes fantastically with dangerously hot surfaces? Touchscreens!

@TunaCan: I replaced the missing piece from my set (green one) on eBay relatively cheap - there was a ton of selection.

Everyone knows there's only 2 successful ways to market liquor... 1) make it better than your competitors or 2) get a rapper to mention it in a song.

Dear Diary,

Giving up WoW is my greatest regret of becoming employed.

I don't see how the Snuggie is disqualified because of its lack of quality - It implies all the other gifts are just chocked full of usefulness and functionality. #stupidproductgiftguide

If this thing can forward calls, I am re-outfitting my office. #theeroticaphone

@omgwtflolbbl: Music pre-orders and advance movie ticket sales are actually very important metrics in both industries these days.

How does the narrator make something so awesome sound so awfully boring? #roomba

@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Works like a charm if you aren't on an Atom based netbook. #hackintosh

@Kung-Fu Kurtis supports Demon Child Research: Not you in particular... I'm guessing your friends probably aren't at risk of making broad generalizations about Somalis based on news headlines either. (And I live in Queens, the most ethnically diverse county in the United States according to some statistic I really…

@Kung-Fu Kurtis supports Demon Child Research: Fortunately, pirating is just bizarre enough that it is really hard to assign it as a stereotype to an entire people. Unfortunately, the average American's view of Somalis is really one of ignorance. (What % of your friends do you think can point at a map and get within…

I own 2. Bought the 8" didn't like the feel. Got the 10" and loved it - I pass over my $100+ knife to use both of these. (And I have no qualms whatsoever about abusing it... going thru bones, cutting on hard surfaces, etc... because it's cheaper to replace than it is to get one of the "good" knives repaired. #kitche…

I always had a sneaking suspicion that Apple was running its website off a Sidekick.

Hope they weren't relying on Time Capsule to backup their data...

Raptor Shark Jesus My Little Pony Waffles Rocket Devil On The Moon.

Finally, the screen name pays off!

The biggest incompatibility issue for me thus far has been the loss of all the programmable buttons on my mouse. Logitech Control Center is not compatible...

If they wanted it to look authentic, shouldn't they cross out the "09" and write in ''10, Maybe'?