You shut your fucking mouth.

The French Jupiter Ascending.

“A lineup featuring LeBron James, George, Tristan Thompson, and either Iman Shumpert or J.R. Smith”

Well, I liked the first movie and think the aca jokes are stupid, which is why I used it ironically. That’s about all I can tell you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s really “Don’t mess with the Rangers!” I’d say. Rest of Texas seems cool. Two of my best friends are from Texas (yes, I totally know what that sounds like, lol), and for some reason I’ve had lots of friendly exchanges with Astros fans (honestly don’t know what that’s about - enemy of my enemy, maybe?) So... don’t…

“Is it wrong that I wish Odor would have given him permanent brain damage with that punch?”

let’s take a pole: how many people think its unfair that they are having to pay for it twice?

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

Damn! Steve Kerr throwing around enough shade to stop global warming.

Butler should block his transfer.

Dig Basilashvili’s gear, but what a shame. The Affliction Tennis brand may never recover from this.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

Impressive video, but if I may:

They never made a Catwoman movie. What are you talking about?

“DC’s historic, first female-led superhero movie”

He could trim the budget, but then they wouldn’t get bowl games.

If you are going to own only two suits, make none of them black. Black suits make you look like a waiter and no one goes to enough funerals to make it otherwise worth it. Best to go with navy blue and a dark gray.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

This post is the tits.