If George Costanza taught us anything, it’s that you can’t pick your nickname. You, Doug Martin, are the perfect muscle hamster.

You obliviously have no experience with prostate cancer or screenings for them to make that remark.

The first Bourne movie was great. But the second and third were off the rails. You could definitely see that the Studio folks thought that the only reason that people liked Bourne was for the car chase and the odd ways to fight (pin in the first, magazine fight in the second, book in the third). The first movie…

Again, you gave it a D+ but your review just said F. Fail it!!!! You know you want to do it! Give in to your anger.

Great Lakes Ocktoberfest has to be on that list. A great beer.

Charleston - great place to visit but never move there! Take it from me!

I pull for Denver, but am from South Carolina. I’ve been to Denver once as a kid. The only reason I pull for Denver is that I hate Atlanta as a city (closest team growing up - the Panthers weren’t around) and I thought John Elway was cool. I know this makes no sense and I hate myself for it. But, there it is!

is that graph paper under the post it note?

Why isn’t the Tea Party a hate group?

The genius of College Athletics is that the “rocks for jocks” majors are different at every campus. Public Administration in many campuses is a difficult major (however, in many universities, it’s only offered as graduate degree). At Duke, I think the majority of the basketball team are sociology majors. At Virginia,…

I went to high school in South Carolina and one of our required readings was “The Color Purple.” A handful of students complained that the book was “too graphic.” And the universal response of teachers and parents was, get over it and reading is good for you. Now that was South Carolina. I’m sure today the book would…

Do I hit on women at the gym? Answer. Never.

Once I had a stomach ailment that required a bland diet. I was a kid. And the only thing I could eat was toast, crackers, and chicken noodle soup. If I ate anything else, I would be in mind numbing pain and in the bathroom. So, for one solid week I ate nothing but chicken noodle soup (lunch/dinner) and toast…

A friend of mine asked my to be in his wedding party. After a few hundred on a tux rental (had to use the company he selected), $500 for hotel, and all the costs of getting there (food, gas, whatnot) I assumed he didn’t need a gift. He never brought it up and thought it was fine. His wife... The other issue is that…

But the Supreme Court doesn’t make those determinations! Those type of hallowed Constitutional determinations are made by people in Confederate Regalia drinking Bush Lite at the truck stop.

I realize it’s PR. But, sometimes I hope that people are pragmatic. Like, maybe they’ll win a case that benefits them - would they want this sort of bullsh$t pulled on them? No. I think my favorite was Conservatives saying that the ACA was unconstitutional after the Supreme Court ruling. Their reasoning was that the…

I was always surprised by that too. He got the job by pure nepotism, but then turned out to be OK.

It’s OK, Strom Thurmond Jr was SC’s US Attorney... Although he wasn’t terrible (low bars).

Here’s what I love: “Wilson argued that by being forced to pay the fees the government would be punishing the prosecutors who worked to protect the constitution.” So, it’s Constitutional to continue to deny people a right granted in the Federal District Appeals Court? These idiots - just saying something is…

He’s the son of Joe “You Lie” Wilson. So, you know...