5 bucks says it’ll show up in a white woman’s hashtag and THEN take off as a trend three months down the line.

“passionateness”

WNYC just aired an interview with her about twenty minutes ago on Midday. I didn’t realize that she was 13 until the end of the interview—the girl is seriously fucking impressive. I was considering calling in just to tell her so, but she sure doesn’t need my validation, she’s a rockstar.

Wait, Zeetal! You’re saying I can’t run into the middle of a Sunday sermon and start screaming the alphabet at the top of my lungs and have everyone listen to my “point of view” quietly and respectfully? They’ll ask me to leave before I get to my rant about how LMNOP should be arranged LOPNM?

Better ideas win. Strength of character wins. Empathy wins.

When comedians complain that they can’t do comedy now that “everyone gets offended” what they’re really saying is “our job is too hard now that we can’t pressure women and minorities into awkwardly chuckling when we blatantly insult them.”

They’re just mad because they can’t make money and be left alone while making lazy jokes that point fun at the already marginalized anymore. If anyone needs a safe space, it’s them, and it’s obnoxious that they don’t realize that they are the whiny ones.

I find the whole “we can’t joke about what’s happening in the world with people getting offended!” line so disingenuous because there are countless comedians making a living joking about what happening in the world in a thoughtful way. What they really mean is “no one find ME and MY casual bigotry funny anymore, and…

Yeah, I’m all for calling it out white people, but like come on... let’s at least shame the white women who didn’t vote. The ones who voted for Trump or Roy Moore are pretty much beyond saving. Like, they voted for those men because they’re racist and proud. We can call them out for it, and their response will be to…

“I must protect my daughter’s tender virgin ears from being sullied by your violent speech, sir! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go help her get ready for her date with Roy Moore.”

Boy, those Trumpanzees sure are fragile little snowflakes, aren’t they?

In fairness, Donald claims he knows all the best words.

No. Canoodling is reserved for those who live their private lives publicly in the hopes of getting exposure. 

Is canoodling the exclusive purview of celebrities, or are we plebes allowed to canoodle as well?

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…

I have always been very meh dgaf about Dunham, but for some reason, her saying people were triggered makes me hate her.

Lena Dunham said (via Twitter) that some of her friends were “triggered” by Kylie’s pregnancy? Why? What does that even mean? Why would one person care so much about the uterine occupancy status of a person they don’t even know?

I’m curious how someone spotted a 4 second background image in a kid’s cartoon.

I was trying to find the dick in the cover photo of this article for like 5 minutes before I clicked through to the Vulture article. It’s not that subtle haha

I’m normally an expert at “Spot the Dick” but I cannot see one in the photo. Is not in that specific shot?