“We take issues of this nature extremely seriously and have a zero-tolerance police for any professional misconduct,”

Haha, I had the same thought... “I have no idea what I’m doing” seems to be THE hot excuse for criminal reichwingers this season. (And how depressing that people seem to be accepting it. SMDH &c.)

“Inexperience?” Doing what? Stealing artifacts from native lands, ignoring common sense legal advice, and violating basic ethics? WTF were you originally trying to do?

Thou shall not steal motherfuckers. Which commandment is this one?

property law expert warning them at the time that many of them may have been seized illegally from historical sites in Iraq.

What high school student has a fucking job BEFORE graduation? This is bullshit.

This seems like one of those ideas that someone pitched to the Mayor as a splashy policy that would generate a lot of “tough love” good publicity, but lord will it have massive amounts of unforeseen (or completely foreseeable from some peoples’ points of view) consequences. For instance; disabled children won’t get a…

so to increase the graduation rate, they’ve decided to essentially make it harder to graduate

Can I throw up now? Why don’t we just build a time machine and go back to pre-Dickens London, where urchins begged in the streets and people worked 60 to 80 hour weeks for low wages in terrible and often dangerous conditions, so men like Trump could live in wealth and comfort, and did not have to work hard…

It’s amazing that these municipalities would rather pay out millions of tax payer dollars in each of these incidents rather than better vet and train their officers or, when they violate the rights of the citizens they have sworn to protect, hold these individual officers accountable. Nah, instead, everybody but the…

Don’t! He can quit at any time.

Poor Big Head...just a fawn lost in the woods!

Nah, Big Head is sweet and guileless. Spicey is simply an asshole who’s in over his head.

There are tons of examples, but Donald’s rise isn’t quite so charming. Spicer is terrible at his job, but that incompetence is unlikely to lead to nuclear war.

“the only time they smile at me is when i wear my mask” -sean’s diary

In fairness to Spicey, he is working as chief turd polisher to an administration that is spewing out very liquidy diarrhea from every orifice. Maybe someone else could have done better, but anyone savvy enough to do that would have been savvy enough not to try in the first place.

Body shamed by Bannon.

Thank you for what you do. For real. I wouldn’t have the strength not to hit those mutherfuckers.

Not to dox myself, but I’ve escorted there. My friend and I joke that our protesters are the kind of people who go to brunch and tip their waiters with bible verses. They always leave before noon, so we assume that’s what they’re up to next.

If men faced harassment for buying viagra you could be damn sure this kind of shit would be illegal already.