May he.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

The most disturbing thing about the news article is that her address is published in the article.

By all means, please divulge to the whole worlds where she lives so that the abortion nuts can go shoot her.

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?

Tell us more about how Muslims want to enslave women, old white men.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Um... Here is the list of teams that are worse than the Los Angeles Lakers:

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

I don’t ask for much.

CSC took over security at University of Wisconsin events a few years back. First weekend they blocked people from returning to seating sections from restrooms or concessions without showing ticket stubs. They were so authoritarian that the athletic department was forced to apologize on Monday. My guess is that their…

I drew a dick in white-out on a girl named Brittany’s dark blue, monogrammed backpack in 7th grade (using the B as the balls and drawing the shaft out to the left behind it, of course) and got suspended for three weeks. My dad made me mow the lawn every single day because he didn’t know how else to punish me. It was a…

Are you a cop?

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Yes. Alas, if only there were a place where someone paid to write about the NBA could look up elusive info about the game’s #1 all-time scorer, such as how to spell his name...

Jabbar has two Bs and the analogy you’re looking for is to Magic Johnson.

Yeah, the felony term is peeping thomas

Beating a woman? No problem; welcome to the team!

Every time I see one of those “We shouldn’t be accepting Syrians until we save our homeless” I sooo want to comment, “Well, what the fuck are you doing to make that happen? Because posting a meme on Facebook sure as shit doesn’t help.”

Yeah, funny that food banks and homelessness don’t come up until other, more repugnant, issues are discussed. I thought the homeless deserved what they got, because personal responsibility? Now suddenly they’re infinitely important because we don’t feel like taking in refugees?

In the time it took you to write that post, someone pooped on a subway in NYC and no one reacted.