Ford Felch

This is fake news. There’s a layer of short between the face and the ass.

“Human Centipede III: The Scrum Diaries,” in theaters soon.

This is truly disappointing. Who doesn’t want to see a stadium full of racist drunk Jesus freaks shooting each other? There is no downside here folks.

I am one, and no, I would not.

Yet somehow these same legislators never seem to be gung ho on allowing the public to freely wander around state capitol buildings packing heat.

Don’t worry. 2018 will be just as bad.

All these swinging dicks want you to believe that if they were in a place where someone went on a shooting spree, they’d pull out their glock, do a barrel roll and empty the magazine into the attacker. Then they’d say some witty quip while ordering a dry martini.

Remember when people kept bitching about 2016 because celebs were dying? I miss those days.

It’s also fucked that we’ve lowered the bar to the point that saying things like “don’t mix beer and guns” and “people don’t want to be shot” is considered a courageous act.

Came here for this one.

At least that would probably cut down on the face-punching.

I think one of the biggest problems is when they try to include each and every tooth in the subject’s head. It raises the creepy factor. It’s the same with tattoos.

Here’s a photo of Santos (the sculptor):

Its cool everyone. I fixed it. Now it looks better AND its more Jesus-y.

Because people are easily distracted by the big 3 stat categories.