Me: Are you interested in playing any sports?

Some number of them almost certainly have CTE to some extent. And I’m not excusing anything or anyone; on the other hand, I’m incriminating an entire sport and its mentality.

I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t want to “go to war” with a bunch of guys who haven’t jammed something up my ass.

I admit, I’ve never quite understood how the degradation of other human beings was supposed to bring about an increased sense of unity. Yeah, there’s the ‘we survived it’ element, sure, but maybe it’s about time to put this practice away as a remnant of a time long past, which is really nothing more than an excuse to…

“there was a lookout at the door watching for coaches not to come.”

But those emails...

I’m still wary of FiveThirtyEight probabilities.

yes! Did you read the piece about that in the New Yorker? http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich

I found it so infuriating because these *holes they interviewed were talking about how they would need to escape when the poors finally revolted! and I kept thinking “or maybe you…

Dear god, take it down, take it down! Its captured my soul

do you have a friend who is super into Ayn Rand, Ron Paul, and/or the flat tax?

DO the rich and the republican (and democratic, tbf) lackeys understand you can only get 100% of the wealth? Do they know that long before we get there, the wretched refuse of the world will come for them? They cannot build a space paradise quick enough. Floating islands won’t save you Peter Thiel. You have literally…

A small part of me hopes they give him access to Twitter from prison.

“Why aren’t you asking about when Barack Obama throw out the first pitch? Did you see those jeans? But you all only want to ask about on President Trump split his pants and patched it back together with Scotch tape...”

Yeah. He was bat boy for Russia in the 88 Olympics.

... then he got a bunch of Vietnam deferments, including one based on “bad feet.”

(fails to palm/grip baseball with incredibly tiny hands) (hopes nobody notices that he heaves a golf ball on two hops from the front of the mound to a visibly pissed off Matt Wieters)

The pitch will go 6 feet towards 3rd base.

People vote party lines and don’t do any research on who they are voting for and/or the persons history and what they vote for.

Nope. There were technological gains in the 40's, 50's 60's and 70's as profound across the manufacturing sector as computers were in the past 30. But more importantly, these technological gains post-1980 have been available to all 1st world nations, only in the US did the productivity gains stop being shared with…

Yes, they really hate Paul Ryan a lot. But, to be clear, it’s because he’s not racist enough and because he’s not mean *enough* to poor (non-white) moochers. Even when they’re right, they’re wrong.