you just know some shepherd drained a three-legger there

+1 frontrunning homer

He has Belichickian levels of press-conference joy

They traded their only three-point shooter, so why not let anybody gun it that “feels it”?

It’s almost as if player development and team setting actually matter.

“Me-first Glory Boy out there showing off, trying to improve his draft standing and make a few extra bucks to the detriment of his team. Deserves it.” - Bill Polian

On to Seattle

Sure. We’re all lucky enough to get away before the cops show up with a breathilyzer, call a high-price jayhawk-whoring attorney, and then notify the police after we’ve sobered up.

The big deal is that he is paying the woman to not press charges. I’m sure he could buy her a new Mercedes with a little bag money. But yeah, difference between a misdemeanor and a felony could have some consequences that money can’t fully erase (of course, you can always slip some bag money to the DA or judge).

or all the ones in college and the NFL that they let slide. I figure you can count a guy’s known concussions and at least double it. If they played Pop Warner, then triple it.

yet. They’ll probably come along in 15 years, when he’s a pitchman for Depends

The system. The system is always holding the gun.

But then we’d be robbed of calling them “Me First Glory Boys” if they skip workouts, and miss out on Peter King serving as a mouthpiece for anonymous front office guys trying to drop their draft position, and a bunch of shuffling ESPN mock drafts based on somebody’s cone score.

I automatically assumed she was the wife because the guy is a Korean expert and probably lived in Korea, where there aren’t many white women to marry.

Honestly, I’d just play him this year. Use him as a tall bridge. If they dump him, then they will have to pay Ryan Fitzpatrick or somebody $12 million anyway.

eh, somebody was going to get that money and quarterbacks always get at least a third of a team’s cap room

Only if the Browns hire Hinkie as a moneyball consultant

My thinking is he’s pretty much Mike Glennon. He’s probably underrated at this point but will still never be good.

Also they will pay Romo $40 million guaranteed for two seasons and he’ll break his back in Week 3. Then we can laugh anew.

He thinks the browns will give up their second-rounder now just to get rid of Brock