what? “Give me Brock at $1 million and give me that second-round pick and you can pay him the other $15 million.” Senility is not a pretty sight.

Has Haslem asked a homeless guy if they should roll with Brock this year?

short in the pocket

“Are you kidding me?”

Now I am wondering, why does the guy have a bed in his office? Or maybe that’s the kid’s bedroom? So many questions.

What a Me First Glory Boy

Did Westbrook shoot at the opponent’s rim in an empty backcourt?

Sabonis is 6'9,” not much of a tower

Noel is a really good player who plugs into any lineup in the league. He’s a much better bet than Okafor and besides, would only need to play with Embiid maybe four minutes a game. But given Embiid’s likely career, it’s become quite clear that Colengelo’s main job is to ensure that Hinkie gets no credit for anything…

So a near triple-double moves him into the MVP discussion, correct?

Garapollo stands a decent chance of being the next Matt Cassell. So, Browns will trade him for their next two drafts.

fuck off yourself. The obviously strained casualness of the scripted emotional moment is just made for moron worship.

No, but there was one in North Korea that didn’t end well. You don;t want to see what antiaircraft guns do to a child.

Way more interesting than the expert

I like the boss way she casually crashed his table

I predict GIFs. I want GIFS. Give me GIFS.

No faith in Brandon Weedon, then?

Don’t rub it in, at least leave us our schadenfreud

Damn, “He’s 40 percent of a Glennon” has to be even more depressing than being a throw-in on a trade to the Browns

Thus begins the era of $20 million salaries for bad quarterbacks who are basically professional cap-fillers.