My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

perp was white. get on with it

Just face it man, the only reason 60 year olds don’t seem old anymore is because you got older too.

“You have to admire a person using the right tool for the job.”

Why don’t they just make the whole plane out of peppermint bark?

Whatever it takes, you know he can make it through

Some thought the money would go to his head, but he’s still humble enough to be repping his Junior High.

The line in the cafeteria was really long today so I read the whole rant. He aint wrong though:

It is 2.1A while the Leviton part is 3.6A... You will get nearly twice as much USB power with the part listed in the article

It is 2.1A while the Leviton part is 3.6A... You will get nearly twice as much USB power with the part listed in the…

yes but WHERE can i fucking listen to this mixtaaapepeee it’s not anywhere!!!!

I was in love until I saw this “pancake butt”. Nothing worse than a sexy thing with no butt to match :/

If the bar is out of “Micropenis Cedar Mulch” brew, just pick another beer.

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

Way to fling this at Black Lives Matter.

“Practice your attitude” = “Women and black people should remember how to speak when talking to their betters.”

For useful things that cost $5 or less, yeah.

For useful things that cost $5 or less, yeah.

I refuse to live in a world where eating more pizza is considered stupid.

This is especially true of my own bank, a large national chain, which is open on a weekly basis for approximately 37 minutes each day.

What does Buick really bring to the car market that keeps it alive? In the States I really do not understand how Buick still exists

Beyoncé could not be reached for comment.