she head too big for she gotdamn Barney

You have literally changed my life for the better.

This kinda looks like someone passed a Saabaru going the opposite way on the interstate and then tried to draw it from memory an hour later.

Same here. The hardest part about owning glasses is having to buy prescription sunglasses.

Same here. The hardest part about owning glasses is having to buy prescription sunglasses.

Depends on the dealership.

Yeah, limes were up to $1.29 each. Now they’re back down to like a whole case for $1.

I feel ashamed for not having thought to suggest this but, yes, Java Black Pearl is the only answer.

That set is worth it for the lifetime warranty alone.

That set is worth it for the lifetime warranty alone.

4. Figure skating.

Possibly another one of my rants because I bring it up every time someone posts one of his creations. I really like most of his designs but I die a little inside when I see the wheels because they are just that bad.

LOL “tasteless owner.”

Jesus, how did you guys not include this:

It’s not terribly uncommon.

Secret (and other women’s deodorant) is far superior to men’s for some reason and doesn’t stain shirts the same way (and also don’t irritate my pits). I use it when I can.

VW R8 would be badass.

FYI, check Target clearance racks.

FYI, check Target clearance racks.

I know where you are.

Black people use wash cloths.

What the fuck kinda sour cream gun does Chipotle use? The one’s here scoop it with a wide ass spoon and lay it on like gravy.

Only one Smart Plug per customer. That sucks.

Only one Smart Plug per customer. That sucks.