Yeah, I may have to buy this one.

Yeah, I may have to buy this one.

Yep! That’s the reason I bought the Leviton at HD instead of going with the cheaper Cooper.

Yep! That’s the reason I bought the Leviton at HD instead of going with the cheaper Cooper.

Honestly, I don’t go a day without referencing that line so I guess he’s kinda right.

If the bar is out of “Micropenis Cedar Mulch” brew, just pick another beer.

Perhaps we could add to the list that Macy’s (of all places!) has the best price for this: $249 + coupon code FEAST brings the price down tow $212.50 + tax.

Perhaps we could add to the list that Macy’s (of all places!) has the best price for this: $249 + coupon code FEAST brings…

Greetings. I’ve traveled from the future to inform you that Fallout 4 will be released on November 10th 2015.

But why?

Yes.

Someone really should make a mashup album.

Umm...are you talking about Qatar?

Coincidentally, Ciara went as Storm in 5 years ago and looked pretty amazing:

I hate when I hear a really good song and then find out Diplo is involved.

Occasionally I get bored at work and re-read articles from the “non-front page” Gawker verticals (like Code3, Oppo, etc).

Everyone has a story of a homeless beggar hopping into their Mercedes and driving off into the sunset. They’re [almost] all lying.

I actually don’t think that’s what he meant by “give the parents a break.” I think he meant a break from the constant pressure on parents to buy their children things after they’ve been bombarded by child-targeting advertising. And I honestly think he meant parents in general and not just himself.

I had a chance to get a 50” plasma a few weeks ago for dirt cheap from a guy who needed money to move across the country to his family. I really regret not picking it up.

“What about this Samsux model, kids? It looks good enough!”

Giving honor to Jesus, the members of the pulpit, and everyone in their respective places. I bring you greetings from [your church’s name], where the Reverend [your pastor’s name] is the pastor.

Jesus, please let this be a recurring column “The Caucasian’s Guide to Black ________”