Occasionally I get bored at work and re-read articles from the “non-front page” Gawker verticals (like Code3, Oppo, etc).

Everyone has a story of a homeless beggar hopping into their Mercedes and driving off into the sunset. They’re [almost] all lying.

I actually don’t think that’s what he meant by “give the parents a break.” I think he meant a break from the constant pressure on parents to buy their children things after they’ve been bombarded by child-targeting advertising. And I honestly think he meant parents in general and not just himself.

I had a chance to get a 50” plasma a few weeks ago for dirt cheap from a guy who needed money to move across the country to his family. I really regret not picking it up.

“What about this Samsux model, kids? It looks good enough!”

Giving honor to Jesus, the members of the pulpit, and everyone in their respective places. I bring you greetings from [your church’s name], where the Reverend [your pastor’s name] is the pastor.

Jesus, please let this be a recurring column “The Caucasian’s Guide to Black ________”

That hand looks like a prosthetic.

Why does she look like she could be a Kristen Wig SNL character?

I don’t mean to be that guy but I wouldn’t consider 5oc per K-cup to be a deal worth writing about.

I don’t mean to be that guy but I wouldn’t consider 5oc per K-cup to be a deal worth writing about.

Alarms by Dre

Alarms by Dre

Welp, bought the hedge trimmers.

Welp, bought the hedge trimmers.

“weed detritus”

I had never heard of Proenza Schouler until I watched this video and thus I can’t think of the brand without thinking of this video:

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Welp. Today is the day I try this.

Welp. Today is the day I try this.

Ahh, the Saabaru. I love it.

That’s a Crosstrek.

What song is this?