I would drive a Subaru Andre3000 if it were a hatchback with a turbocharged FA20.

I completely agree. Not sure how I went my first 25 years of life without tasting one.

This video is the reason I tried King’s Hawaiian Sweet Bread for the first time. Seriously.

The worst thing about this song and video is Macklemore. -___-

There is rumor that some version of Pebble Watch is $40 at AT&T in store only, but I can neither confirm nor deny.

There is rumor that some version of Pebble Watch is $40 at AT&T in store only, but I can neither confirm nor deny.

What good is gaining access if you’re not going to use it for telling a worthwhile story?

Hack.RVA

Should we assume this lady was planted in the crowd by Trump’s opposition to make Trump’s fanbase/supporters look batshit insane?

So because you sold a couple hundred plastic bottles one summer in an amusement park, you’ve never wondered why the millions and millions of beer bottles being sold all day, everyday, everywhere in the world are glass?

::scans list for Anne Hathaway::

Eh, different strokes, as they say.

I’m not saying this just because I’m on Deadspin (or a subset thereof) but this is one of my favorite tweets of all time:

This bezel is ridiculous.

I see these all.the.time!

I would love if Target (or anyone) had the balls to do this.

REKT!

Amazing!

I was guessing Lindsey Graham but I don’t think he’ll be able to find a wife in time.

I ordered my first new car recently and it has a manual transmission.

You know, I may be one of the few people that like the Lexus Predator grills. I am not ashamed to admit that.