I would drive a Subaru Andre3000 if it were a hatchback with a turbocharged FA20.

I completely agree. Not sure how I went my first 25 years of life without tasting one.

This video is the reason I tried King’s Hawaiian Sweet Bread for the first time. Seriously.

The worst thing about this song and video is Macklemore. -___-

There is rumor that some version of Pebble Watch is $40 at AT&T in store only, but I can neither confirm nor deny.

There is rumor that some version of Pebble Watch is $40 at AT&T in store only, but I can neither confirm nor deny.

What good is gaining access if you’re not going to use it for telling a worthwhile story?

Hack.RVA

Should we assume this lady was planted in the crowd by Trump’s opposition to make Trump’s fanbase/supporters look batshit insane?

::scans list for Anne Hathaway::

I’m not saying this just because I’m on Deadspin (or a subset thereof) but this is one of my favorite tweets of all time:

I see these all.the.time!

I ordered my first new car recently and it has a manual transmission.

You know, I may be one of the few people that like the Lexus Predator grills. I am not ashamed to admit that.

And yet, this is a better sale than Prime Day!

And yet, this is a better sale than Prime Day!

I like this almost as much as a 1977 Honda Civic.

I got a ticket last year and the court date was in January.

I’ve seen it; I completely agree on both counts.

Thanks, Shep.

Thanks, Shep.

I’ve considered this for a weekend-at-mom’s-house travel laptop/porn browser.

I’ve considered this for a weekend-at-mom’s-house travel laptop/porn browser.

The pop up ad was longer than this run. :-(