I used to use Carmex a lot but every time I've used it within the last year or so, I've developed these tiny bumps all over my lips.

I used to use Carmex a lot but every time I've used it within the last year or so, I've developed these tiny bumps…

And what do you do with his tears?

And what do you do with his tears?

You don't know many Subaru drivers, I'd guess. It's just that the asshats stand out more than the rest of us.

Wait, so why are buying a MacBook to browse the internet and write papers? I mean, you are the very person they invented Chromebooks for.

Well they've changed CAPTCHA many times and there are various versions of CAPTCHA out there so while it wouldn't necessarily be easy, per se, it would certainly be doable.

Really, the only surprising thing about all this mess is the name of the rental company, Exotic Skittles, which sounds a lot more like a candy-themed gentleman's club. Look, those Exotic Skittles even use a yellow Lambo — perhaps that yellow Lambo — on their Facebook page's cover.

The Lambo in happier times:

This is less a CARFAX problem than a CAPTCHA problem, though, isn't it? So CARFAX saying "Will do whatever we can to make sure it does not happen again" doesn't really mean anything.

Billet aluminum straight to the face in a head-on accident accident.

2015 (or most likely 2016 as I believe they've stopped taking factory orders for 2015) Subaru WRX STI in Galaxy Blue Pearl with performance exhaust and short throw shifter if I had the money.

"U b want my car or wut"

Ha. Well at least at that point the oil was probably too thick to leak. Glass half full!

Tell us how you really feel.

They should ask the Holy Ghost for some better chairs because those plastic lawn chairs aren't cutting it for such a sacred setting.

SMH. Pussied out of a nice shot at Ferrari.

There shouldn't be any "fines" issued by a fictional prosecutor (the State/govt).

It looks really annoying, actually.
Like all the ads at the bottom of a news website that I always skip.

Drake is not good. Drake's last mixtape/album (whatever it was) was good. I can't explain that.

Again, I'd have to ask you the question I asked structengr: have you ever actually listened to a Rae Sremmurd song (or Automator, for that matter). The two aren't at all comparable by any stretch imaginable. It's like Automator (or Prince Paul) was the first producer he could think of who wasn't Kanye West.

No offense, but have you ever listened to any of their music. I don't think anyone could reasonably believe that they sound anything like Automator or Prince Paul.