There's got to be a story behind this. How does that even happen?

Arguably the worst victim of the increasing beige-ification of Subuaru, the Forester went from being an off-the-beaten path crossover/wagon thing, to something completely anonymous.

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Sam Woolley.

Ew.

Secondly, you imputing something to "white men" like we're all the same is absolutely ridiculous, and, yes, racist.

The GTR is pretty chubby, too (but I like curves, so that's OK).

Oh, that's actually kinda cute.

This line ruins it for me.

No it's not.

I use my CD player. :-\

Or just, I dunno, a hairstyle.

I don't know but I'm totally into it.

It's probably closer to a death rattle.

Imagine if they hadn't cancelled the brown Tesla.

Am I blocked on Jalopnik? I don't remember doing anything particularly inflammatory.

To be honest, I expected it to be the guy with the unnecessarily blue-tinted headlights to pull a stunt like this. I'm actually surprised.

Don't forget that a lot of..ahem.."urban" people drive them so Jalops decided to hate them.

Hot take. Tell us more.

Yeah, I wonder what Cobb will do to this.