XK is pretty.

Brown was easily the best color choice for the Tesla.

Oh, and how could I forget "Butt-house Blondies":

I never much got into Ariel Pink's solo work but I really liked his stuff as/with Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti.

New Jersey Roadblock is when you get anally fucked while constipated.

Exactly. I just ordered ceramics for my Subaru (like I did last time) and they set me back about $60 for all 4 corners from Advance Auto (because of their very generous use of discount codes).

And leaf blowers!

The best part about doing the brake job yourself is that you can put the money you saved from not paying a shop into using higher quality parts.

No.

These were (or still are, maybe?) popular swaps for early- to mid-90 Caprices as well. Particularly ex-police Caprices.

But it's funny, I don't have that problem with my 911. America is weird.

Funny enough, my favorite Starbucks barista (and crush -___- ) alternates between pink and purple hair and half sleeve tattoos on both arms. She's never covered either (though perhaps she does when a higher up comes to the store).

and a dent in one corner of the rear bumper.

In the past, there was a bit of a loophole of sorts on Home Depot's (and Lowes, I think) site that allowed you to select a store in an area with government or utility subsidies/incentives and set that as your "home store." You could then order something and have it shipped to your actual home.

In the past, there was a bit of a loophole of sorts on Home Depot's (and Lowes, I think) site that allowed you to…

I like the remix with Missy and Azaelia Banks.

I will say, though, that I love my Target Red debit card. It was a nice compromise between not getting another credit card and the perks (5% off [so basically no tax for me], free shipping and extra long return period).

Oh, never seen one of those on a cop car.

What the fuck is that on top of the police car?

Seeing Remy Ma with a new mixtape is both surprising and nostalgic but not nearly as surprising as finding out (via her mixtape, no less) that PellePelle still exists.

I scrolled, and scrolled, and scrolled, and scrolled hoping someone would post a Pumpkin and thankfully you did!