Just been asked to clean off my desk. Waiting for security to escort me from the building. OMG.

PLAYING THIS VIDEO AT FULL BLAST AT THE OFFICE CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK YOLO!

Texas's marriage laws are rationally related to the State's interest in encouraging couples to produce new offspring, which are needed to ensure economic growth and the survival of the human race.

Pardon, an avocado saver, you say? Why did I not know that this thing existed?

He looks good in blue.

12 weeks? Seriously, this makes me sad.

I don't know...I think he actually has a good point in that little bit of "word salad" that you quoted.

I just randomly thought of this comment and had to come back to make sure I had starred it.

Hell no! Yes it needs a better name but it's certainly not a Chevelle.

I love the interior (with the two-colored seats) but this (and the center console), frankly, looks cheap.

Is it that the M and AMG cars aren't great anymore? Or simply that we have the ability to take merely "great" to "mindblowing" or "insane."

The full S1 package – the exhaust, the intakes, and the custom ECU – rings up at $9,747 and carries Dinan's 4-year/50k-mile warranty.

Yeah, I think I could see a Ferrari sedan and crossover in the not-too-distant future.

Does it do nut butters?

Does it do nut butters?

What he really means is 450 out of 500 can drive stick but that's not as impressive as him saying that he's one of only >10.

Battery Tender Unnecessary

Will this car be at any C&C in the near future? I want to see one in person! I promise not to touch!

My favorite R63

Oops! I didn't make the distinction of the R63 AMG. I've only ever seen one R63 and that was at a dealership.

Mercedes' R-Class minivan was probably a bad idea to begin with. Giving it a 500 hp 6.2 liter V8 was certifiable, but Mercedes did it anyway. The insanity didn't translate into sales, but it did give the world one of the greatest minivans it will ever see.